To Scale the Blue Sky Chapter 1 Hamilton

Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

b) what the gently caress is going on

hivliving, now deleted, was a popular Tumblr blog run by an HIV-positive lesbian couple living in India:
Israa, a Chinese-Pakistani human trafficking survivor who "identifies as gender non-binary" (Tumblr username blueskysapphic), and Naj, their Catholic Somali-American wife (username allolesbean).
Throughout 2015 and 2016, they blogged about their daily life, including a pregnancy and miscarriage, and they solicited donations to pay off their medical debts.

Unfortunately, neither of them was real. Another Tumblr user, cardiotoxin, found them out and posted the following:

quote:

WHAT HAPPENED WITH HIVLIVING

Naj allolesbean does not exist.
Israa blueskysapphic does not exist.
They are sockpuppets of the same person.

I knew Israa was lying about their location several months ago, when secondhand gossip got to me that she was an American student. However, the person who originated that gossip was a younger person and former target of Israa�s wrath. They were very, very afraid of being attacked by Israa again and told me they did not want to talk about it in public. I respected that, even though I was totally, totally disgusted by this. If she lied about living in India, then obviously she had lied about her status, and used those lies about her status to give advice she shouldn�t have been giving and to ask for donations. But there wasn�t any evidence, I didn�t think, without this person, who was so terrified.
Fast forward a few months.

I clicked through a couple of blogs that had been talking with the blueskysapphic. I found an instagram attached to a particular university. I found the cash.me link. I checked some timestamps and figured out that cash.me cashtag wouldn�t have been functional. She couldn�t have lived in India, therefore -


cardiotoxin then messaged "Naj":

cardiotoxin posted:

Hi Naj. I�m going to give you the benefit of the doubt with regard to your existence and say that I hope you pass this message on to Israa.
Israa, you have claimed consistently to be based in India - and yet you�ve several times asked for donations via a cash.me cashtag. Cash.me cashtags may receive money from international cards, but they must be registered with United States accounts. Cash.me payments cannot be processed when the holder of the app is outside of the United States - it can�t even be used in Puerto Rico or the US Virgin Islands. Square business accounts, which you do not have, can only be used in the US, Australia, Canada, and Japan.
You did say once that a friend set this account up for you. However, it is prohibitively difficult and expensive to transfer money from US accounts to overseas accounts, such that small donations would be lost in the fees. I am personally aware of this, given that I do not live in the US anymore. There are microtransaction apps available in India, which makes your use of squarecash doubly odd. Either you were collecting money that you couldn�t use for your medical bills, or you don�t live in India, even though you told people for years that you were living in India. This calls into question a lot of your other claims about your life and situation. I shouldn�t need to list those.
I am going to swallow my disgust about the appropriateness of those claims in general and this blog in particular for the moment. I am truly not interested in making a public spectacle of this. I get the feeling that you are very young. I understand young people make some very stupid mistakes. I just want you to refund any money people donated to you - to THEM, not to a charity - and I�d like you to prove it. If that�s not possible right now, I want you to promise them you will do so in the future - and prove that you�ve promised them as well. I�d also like you to delete your presence from the hivliving blog. You seem to be working on this already.
Please let me know within the next 3 days (it�s currently 8:34 PM October 24th in UTC/my time zone, fwiw) that you�ve received this message. I have no interest in doxxing you or finding out your �real� details or your �real� name. Absolutely none. My only interest is that you apologize to those you took advantage of. Please, please, please, don�t do this again. If you are struggling with money or mental health, there are places that can help you out, and I can help you out with money in a pinch, but neither your financial issues nor your mental health struggles make what you have done in any way appropriate.

They messaged back, still pretending to be Naj, for a little while.
cardiotoxin had their university from the instagram link, and saw on their statcounter that someone from that university had arrived at their blog within minutes of "Naj" messaging them back.

Eventually they confessed, sort of:

hivliving posted:

the truth is: i�m not naj. naj isn�t real, but alix is a real person, who i do actually live with. israa is a real person too (although her name is spelled differently). i met alix in our freshman year of high school in field hockey and now we are suitemates (we share a bathroom but not a room) in college. alix confided in me so much, and we spent multiple summers working together at a sleepaway camp. she shared a lot about her life, especially about this girl israa who is one of her best friends, and now lives in india. i just got so fascinated by all of it the more i found out. they are both HIV+ in real life and they really do skype once a week. they really did meet at an international CTY program. i made blogs and other accounts imitating them based on their real social media and what i learned from their skype calls/what alix told me about. i�ve had to embellish some details but for the most part, things i�ve posted is stuff that i�ve heard directly from them or stuff that i�ve taken from their facebooks. the donation was real too - alix mentioned that israa had really bad medical debt bc of HIV meds and i asked if she would take donations. the money went to the israa who was struggling, not my fake version of her. i�m guessing the real alix and the real israa have no idea what i�m doing w/ their names, faces, identities, etc.

None of this was true either. cardiotoxin pressed on:





quote:

IN SUMMARY
1. Naj didn�t exist.
2. Israa didn�t exist.
3. The roommate with congenital HIV didn�t exist.
4. The person she claimed to have based Israa on didn�t exist.
5. The catfisher behind this is an 18-year-old white American university student named Alix. She started the blueskysapphic/iluzjonista persona in what I believe was her senior year of high school, when she was either 16 or 17.

a) why is this tagged hamilton

The entire reason Alix created and maintained these characters was so she could sound more authoritative and credible when writing her magnum opus, To Scale The Blue Sky.

It's a Hamilton fanfiction in which the Founding Fathers are in high school in 1988 and Alexander Hamilton gets orally raped and infected with HIV.

It was 25 chapters and 172,473 words long. Most of it's been deleted, but a few chapters have been archived:
Chapter 1
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 13
Chapter 18
Chapter 22
Chapter 25

But there's more! cardiotoxin's original motivation for exposing hivliving was revenge for her insulting their cannibal mermaid Lin Manuel Miranda fanfiction

quote:

However, multiple people in my earshot have repeated that the digoxin person is also a freak in their own right, but just less of a freak than allolesbean. They�re just as much of a hamilton thot.
In the past, Allolesbean�s friends reportedly got into it with Digoxin and co. about a �cannibal hamilton fanfiction� they wrote and Digoxin was accused of racial insensitivity. However, there was no hard evidence anywhere I could see at the present time, just people recalling what occurred in the past.
This is where I leap into action�for my own sense of curiosity.
I use my handy dandy google-fu to connect the dots because I wanted to find and read and consume this legendary fanfiction.
I do find a cannibal mermaid hamilton fanfiction and attribute it to Digoxin, but it turns out it wasn�t actually written by Digoxin.
Thanks to someone who actually read their fanfiction in question, I learn that I was mistaken about the identity of the author.
This person (who i recently interacted with lel) said that Digoxin did write a cannibal mermaid hamiltion fanfiction, but they deleted it. The fanfiction was actually about a real life person: Lin Manuel Miranda, the author of the hamilton musical.
I then connect the dots�
Digoxin�s expose of Allolesbean is an extension of them getting back at Allolesbean and her friends for turbo cyberbullying them into deleting that cannibal mermaid hamilton fanfiction about Lin Manuel Miranda.
While justice was served, the motives were spicy. It is hamilton �fandom� theatrics that ballooned into a harrowing tale of false identity.
Digoxin wrote, again I state, fanfiction of slaveowner Thomas Jefferson giving the sloppy toppy. Just like to note that we were bestowed with such beauty.
And now we await any more developments or corrections.

tl;dr: another Tumblr kid summarised it thus:

quote:

I sincerely apologize for spamming you all with the Hamilton fanfic controversy, but it�s really giving me so much strength. It�s been a while since we�ve had the kind of scandal that only Tumblr can provide (like the person who robbed graves; the person who mailed their toe to another person so they could make a necklace of it; etc). This scandal is just so loving good, you know? White American college girl pretends to be a nonbinary Chinese-Pakistani Muslim human-trafficking survivor AND their American WOC wife and they live in India??? And they suffered a miscarriage? And they both have HIV? All so she can scam people out of money and amass kudos on Archive of Our Own for her Hamilton HIV fanfic? And she does this for YEARS? And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism??? I mean, this poo poo is loving gold.

All this over a play written and performed by House's rapping roommate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aArqS8RHWT0 # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:34
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VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
poz my ham hole # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:36
paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
tumblr, you say # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:38
Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008


by R. Guyovich

Lipstick Apathy
Why 1988? # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:41
Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


a lesbian getting pregnant should have been a huge red flag it was fake op there's dicks involved in that whole process # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:42
Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011


keep on fightin'

Blue Train posted:

a lesbian getting pregnant should have been a huge red flag it was fake op there's dicks involved in that whole process

the :cumpolice: are here! # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:43
Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 8, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

The internet was a mistake. # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:43
Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005
Didn't read a word, but lol # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:43
Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003


so how much money did they make? # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:43
Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



Just read this

The entire reason Alix created and maintained these characters was so she could sound more authoritative and credible when writing her magnum opus,�To Scale The Blue Sky.�

It's a Hamilton fanfiction in which the Founding Fathers are in high school in 1988 and Alexander Hamilton gets orally raped and infected with HIV.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 22:47
Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
What a poo poo show! # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:49
Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011


keep on fightin'

Blue Train posted:

It's a Hamilton fanfiction in which the Founding Fathers are in high school in 1988 and Alexander Hamilton gets orally raped and infected with HIV.

Bahahahaha # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:50
Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
I still don't entirely understand how the Founding Fathers of the United States became woke icons of Tumblr slash fanfiction written by LGBT/POC teenagers and developmentally arrested adults. I mean I understand the literal how of it, I just don't understand how. # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:51
Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
If you ever wondered what HR people do in their free time.... # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:52
Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Cnut the Great posted:

I still don't entirely understand how the Founding Fathers of the United States became woke icons of Tumblr slash fanfiction written by LGBT/POC teenagers and developmentally arrested adults. I mean I understand the literal how of it, I just don't understand how.

transgender woman Lin Manuel Mandela handily left the problematic issue of slavery out which led to a perfect ideal that idiots could latch onto # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:53
SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


Havin' a roni

Tumblr Problems. # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:54
SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008


and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

Is HIV a death sentence in modern times? Some things in india are # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:54
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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blue Train posted:

Just read this

The entire reason Alix created and maintained these characters was so she could sound more authoritative and credible when writing her magnum opus, To Scale The Blue Sky.

It's a Hamilton fanfiction in which the Founding Fathers are in high school in 1988 and Alexander Hamilton gets orally raped and infected with HIV.


Don't forget:

"And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism"

# ? Nov 8, 2017 22:56
Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Don't forget:

"And the person who uncovered it is doing it for revenge because the fake-HIV-fanfic writer made them delete a fanfic about Lin-Manuel Miranda and Thomas Jefferson as cannibal mermaids performing oral sex and unironically accused them of gentrifying cannibalism"


That's not that weird for tumblr tbh # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:57
Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011


keep on fightin'


Probably in India but I had a Godfather who was infected sometime in the early nineties and he kept ticking until like, 2015, so you can still do pretty good. like, they weren't great years, but he was still sucking air. # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:58
Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006
well look at those words

gbs is now a reddit subreddit called internetdrama

it isnt even interesting drama is boring and

gay lesbian # ? Nov 8, 2017 22:59
GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007


JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

hmmm I guess the best way to win the oppression olympics is to just play pretend and make up a lot of poo poo

interesting

# ? Nov 8, 2017 23:00
Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Gammatron 64 posted:

hmmm I guess the best way to win the oppression olympics is to just play pretend and make up a lot of poo poo

interesting


if you believe hard enough it makes you actually mentally ill # ? Nov 8, 2017 23:01
bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I'm not really scrubs season six but I really do have hiv from mouth rape please like and share and visit my patreon # ? Nov 8, 2017 23:02
GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007


JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI


i can believe that # ? Nov 8, 2017 23:02
Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun

Blue Train posted:

a lesbian getting pregnant should have been a huge red flag it was fake op there's dicks involved in that whole process

uh actually one of them was non-binary, so they identified as a part-time dick-haver # ? Nov 8, 2017 23:03
Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007


Protecting your virginity

I don't know how you can not laugh at this. It's great.

Also cannibal sex mermaids would be a good band name

# ? Nov 8, 2017 23:04
Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003



gbs has always been into internet drama, just replace "tumblr" with "livejournal" this could be a thread from like 2005

except back then people didnt make money on donations for this poo poo. still wondering what the haul was

# ? Nov 8, 2017 23:07
Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Internet drama helps distract from the gaping holes in my life plz don't drama shame # ? Nov 8, 2017 23:09
Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Someone go back in time and please show Alexander Hamilton and/or Gore Vidal this. # ? Nov 8, 2017 23:12
Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Blue Train posted:

a lesbian getting pregnant should have been a huge red flag it was fake op there's dicks involved in that whole process

now to be fair since that character was supposed to be living in India, she could very well had been raped

clearly not something I would fault this Hamilton-80s-Highschool-Alternate-Universe-AIDS-centric magnum opus for

# ? Nov 8, 2017 23:18
Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Creamed Cormp posted:

now to be fair since that character was supposed to be living in India, she could very well had been raped

clearly not something I would fault this Hamilton-80s-Highschool-Alternate-Universe-AIDS-centric magnum opus for


gently caress, good point # ? Nov 8, 2017 23:19
GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007


JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

extra row of teeth posted:

I don't know how you can not laugh at this. It's great.

Also cannibal sex mermaids would be a good band name


cannibal sex mermaids date back to Odysseus and the odyssey
:goonsay: # ? Nov 8, 2017 23:20
OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

But are Greeks white?

Were ancient Greeks white??

# ? Nov 8, 2017 23:21
Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


Cannibalism is what was being gentrified and it is a traditionally Guinean practice # ? Nov 8, 2017 23:23
Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
white people can be just as cannibalistic as black people, we just use less spice # ? Nov 8, 2017 23:32
ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006


she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Blue Train posted:

It's a Hamilton fanfiction in which the Founding Fathers are in high school in 1988 and Alexander Hamilton gets orally raped and infected with HIV.

Lin!

It's your cousin, Marvin! Marvin Miranda!

You know that new sound you lookin for? Well, listen to THIS! *holds phone up*

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

# ? Nov 8, 2017 23:33
EorayMel
May 29, 2015

Blue Train posted:

Just read this

The entire reason Alix created and maintained these characters was so she could sound more authoritative and credible when writing her magnum opus,�To Scale The Blue Sky.�

It's a Hamilton fanfiction in which the Founding Fathers are in high school in 1988 and Alexander Hamilton gets orally raped and infected with HIV.


How did you find my deviantart? # ? Nov 8, 2017 23:34
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# ? Jul 4, 2022 13:46
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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blue Train posted:

Cannibalism is what was being gentrified and it is a traditionally Guinean practice

I thought it was a Neanderthal thing

And as we know, whites are the group with the most Neanderthal ancestry

# ? Nov 8, 2017 23:35

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